fear of god : that may finally make you hit the gym

can jerry lorenzo save adidas and fill the sales kanye’s welcomed departure left behind? we think that’s a yes. but we are not the broad market that adidas needs, so lets see. well… fear of god and adidas’ collaborative “fear of god athletics” line is here. nearly 3 years after the partnership was first announced, at the tail end of 2020, fear of god founder jerry lorenzo has finally revealed what he’s calling the “third pillar” of fear of god, standing tall alongside with the brand’s vaunted “mainline collections” and world-conquering “essentials” sub-label. by dd

genius of fashion…

it takes wits, guts, arrogance, lack of management and a good dose of stupidity to pull this off. but don’t worry, we have the talent, and the means. few things come to mind here, i recall when hedi slimane took out the yves from saint laurent. ego? perhaps? after all balenciaga did not have its founders first name in the brand, so why should saint laurent? not like fashion has to follow any precedents now… but to change that beautiful and iconic logo to such a lame, ubiquitous, poorly spaced, infantile typography was surely hard to digest. not that the rest of the fashion crowd just followed hedi right? fashion never repeats, “we don’t look back darling, we don’t follow… we lead the world into the future”. well here they are, following hedi right off the edge of the cliff into the grand stupid canyon.    by cl

moncler rocks the samurai train and we love it!

love the new moncler designs by london-based menswear designer craig green

a nod to the frenchies… the michelin man would be proud of mister green

samurais looked cool in japan – people who try to look-like samurais in aspen, a whole ‘norther story!

skepta drinking his cool-aid : no… you don’t look cool dude, you look ridiculous

again not that these are intended to be worn, although no doubt kanye and his fans will, there’s also those who wear pineapples on their heads, or anything that is obnoxious, attention is on the decline, but this exercise in shape and proportion is simply a breath of fresh air for us. they make us love moncler for their bravery… and that alone is worth every penny they spent…

drooooool…

asymmetric anyone?

love these silhouettes – Hattori Hanzō

invincible in the tube

sculptural

and there’s always a variation of the label to insure your money is well spent…

maison martin margiela label

the label is very margiela-knock but that’s ok, you can copy legends. we did it too. well done moncler for the statement, love the trickle down variation also on ssense.com and congrats to you on having a silly market that will wear anything you dish out as long as its reassuringly expensive – its called desperation by uh

snow whites sneaker selection for July

nike kim jones white high tops

adidas streamlined white mesh sneakers

oooh the adidas terrex white

amiri hightop in subtle white leather

balenciaga white high top sneakers

an ode to our last sneaker post here we are again… you can pick up these, and many many other cool but rather over-priced sneakers ($200, $700, $1,500 and up to $2,000), in link below. that is if you too lack the confidence and self esteem that comes with living in this kanye and kim world. while spending money and faking your talkents will never make you any cooler than you are, you can continue to believe that it will. there’s a line at the supreme store every day with the dorkiest of dorks, just get in there. actual cool people don’t stand in line for an hour to pay $300 for an off-white t-shirt. if you know one that does… he’s a dork! cool people probably wear hand-me-downs and random shit picked up here and there for cheap. if they fork out money for something I assure you, its not pyrex or vetements or off-white… its something old or unheard of. that’s the very reason fashion brands often look like wanna-be hand-me-downs, all the way down to moth holes in your $1,200 marino wool sweaters, and models looking like street people where pulled onto the runway. but good luck feeling cool and hope that the money your spending ‘aint yours. hi daddy. here is the link… have at it. by dd

who’s drinkin’ the coolaid?

kinder-gardeners asked to design LV SS19: louis vuitton men’s spring summer 2019

is that free style jazz i’m hearing?

just picking up some groceries at the corner love…. demna gvasalia for balenciaga spring summer 2018

tip #8: paris gypsy’s who play tricks and entertain are a great source of style inspiration

we’re living in a time when kanye is considered a genius, donald trump is considered presidential, chiara ferragni is a feminist (!), and kim kardashian (who sold herself in a sex tape) is considered a business inspiration for young women! so should it be any surprise that brands who sell their shit to the same stupid public have hired equally unqualified people to lead their brands? not that fashion EVER was a viable source of inspiration or intelligence but still you must admit there was glimpses of creativity (alexander mcqueen, gareth pugh, rei kawakubo, raf simons, iris van herpen, etc)… it is a sad times for creativity when you have some half witted infantile creatives sketching out their 3rd grade arts & craft ideas on the global fashion scene. its bad enough when you have to go see your 3rd graders artwork as a parent, now you are expected to pay $$$ for it! what a gas, just consider this brilliant new idea by virgil abloh for nike… the nike zoom fly SP.

did you ever wonder what shoes were made of? …well now you know!

1- become famous for nothing… how you ask? by working for some one else who became famous for nothing 2- take an existing shoe that a real designer designed, and 3- tie some zip tie shit you have lying around the house to it so you can look “weird and different”… 4- triple the price and just try selling it to some idiots who’s willing to buy it 5- relish in the fact that there are plenty who will.

I wonder if those are shoelaces? please comment below.

next: now that you have determined what “type” of people buy your shit, help them out. give’em a hand. be sure to label things. i mean who would know that shoes come with laces, if you don’t label them? be sure to indicate what part is foam, what is a logo, and so on. for the good of all man-kind I just hope somewhere on this it says “shoes” because it could be easily worn as gloves! of course we wished this terrible creative idea was at least original… #sad (learned from our president)

but with your audience also having amnesia they may not remember that this terrible idea was used a decade ago on soap dishes, bottles, gloves etc. there was a time when “mentally-challenged consumers” had the option to buy products that had some stupid graphics, stating what they were, like a cup had the word “cup” written on it, so you wouldn’t use it as a plate. but that fad died very quickly…

getting schooled by seemingly upset virgil abloh. lesson one: “what is a logo”

or did it? virgil abloh 3rd grade inspiration is alive and kicking in some dark places like walmart and macy’s… it turns out virgils creativity is right on par with the cutting-edge designers of “better homes and gardens” where you can buy this lovely pump, available at walmart for $8.53 (about $8 more than its worth).

buy this at walmart $19.99

or this strange object which i could not decipher until i read the words “trash” and should you not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, in smaller type, the word “bucket”. this caliber of finesse may explain why the byredo collab candle with virgil smells like a cheap auntie perfume at kmart… i’m all for mixing high and low, but im noy high myself,  I just don’t want to pay high prices for low goods…

“who’s got the crack” by the moldy peaches

I have more to say especially about vetements DHL shirts and shoes, but i really have to go to a birthday dinner. I will proof read this tomorrow but hope you had a good laugh and if not some food for thought, there is room in this world for all things but there could not be a bigger mismatch than this unless we agree that we have all drank the f%$#ing coolaid… and on that note here’s a song to cheer you up for the weekend. just stay off the drugs kids. i’m talking about walmart; anti deprescants and anxiety pills xx. by dd

forget vetements, make room for wardements!!

“take pleasure seriously…” prankster and hair stylist ward stegerhoek.

this is the man behind wardements. a brand composed of tongue-in-cheek streetwear approved by the fashion elite, from inez and vinoodh to vogue to gigi hadid to model alessandra ambrosio, toni garrn, and daphne groeneveld… wards view on taking the piss out of vetements is nothing short of total punk attitude. less self serious than vetements, his absurdity has resonated with the times like fire to a hair sprayed wig. shop wardements here at blendstories… sorry most have sold out already.

 mister ward stegerhoek above left-just behind raquel zimmermann on the cover of vogue italia.

wardements lookbook designed in the form of a deck of cards. collect all looks! brilliant design by ceft and company new york.

gigi in wardements “orange babies” hoodie. now this must mean so much to you!

wardements NOT juicy!

wards mugshot adorns many of the garments and here on one of the cards – sending you some love and kisses.

model daphne groeneveld sporting a wardements uber sized hoodie. much room to eat.

model georgia fowler in wardements… the line is now available at the V Magazines pop-up shop on mercer street new york or you can buy them online at the v-magazine e-shop here.

model romee strijd in wardements.

photographers inez van lamsweerde and vinoodh matadin.

model katya riabinkina in wardement RUDE XL hoodie.

show em who’s your daddy… follow wardements on instagram and get a couple of pieces before the first season all sells out. by xy

glen luchford and beyond: gucci FW2017 campaign

image from gucci FW2017 campaign by photographer/director glen luchford

richard carlson, julia adams: the creature from the black lagoon

gucci and beyond fall winter 2017 campaign – star-trek

at the controls

star-trek cosmic beauties

gucci FW2017 glasses – green paint optional

glen of glenda? more like vulcan…

and here’s a clip from the master that won us over, this definitely wants to be a motion campaign and not a still…

the cat is so awesome, and the camera shakes, on the floor amazing… we want to see more please

a few of our selects from gucci’s creative director alessandro michele’s fall collection

can not think of a better person to shoot this piece of work than our beloved, sir glen luchford. what a massively fun shoot and it surely shows. the fun and the joy of putting this together comes right through to the finished work, and what a breath of fresh air in our dusty commercialized and lifeless world of fashion advertising. this loving homage to kitsch sci-fi horror films and bygone days of late night TV, stands the hell out from everything that is out there. much credit is due to art director, christopher simmonds, which i reckon dreamed up the initial idea (with glen perhaps) and sold it in to gucci’s creative director, alessandro michele. again the work is only as good as a client lets you create, so credits to you all, but no one could have pulled this off to our satisfaction like glen. aside from his early prada campaign this is for sure the next favorite. proof that LA doesn’t ruin everything that touches it after all. a big ballsy statement for gucci who was suffering some downturns. this will definitely help the top tier take notice, but good luck selling these clothes. (just watch, everyone will be walking down broadway in no time sporting star-trek outfits). much love… by cm

balenciaga vs. ikea

ikea/balenciaga homage. its a gas… but two thumbs up to those who “bite the hand that feeds them”. its pretty punk of demna gvasalia especially for a georgian who studied in antwerp! this is a TOTAL fuck you to all rich people. and we love it for that idea, but no clue if that is indeed even close to what demna had in mind? more like something from tobias wong R.I.P!!!  by xy

handcraft your fetish

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fleet ilya leather fox mask

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fleet ilya leather cage harness photographed by rita minissi

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fleet ilya leather hand craft technique in video segment

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fleet ilya leather half web corset

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fleet ilya leather cross back bra photographed by rita minissi

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hand crafted fetish is the founding aesthetic of the leather accessory collection named fleet ilya.  artist rita minissi’s explored the collection through her photographic lens in the images above.  one can view more of this project as well as rita minissi’s complete body of work on instagram thingspowerthemselves.   some of the traditional saddle making techniques used to produce fleet ilya are artfully revealed in this black and white video.  by jj

gucci: common people take on the harder they come

 gucci 2017 pre fall campaign by photographer glen luchford

long version – directors cut of the clip

brilliant casting by shay nielsen (malick sidibe),

“i wanna live like common people (the ones who can afford gucci that is)”

love this retro fun shoot for gucci – knowing glen and his interests i can see references from perry henzell “the harder they come,” jarvis cocker’s pulp video choreography, rockers and glen luchford basic brilliance. well done glen, new direction for you, but  you can make anything look good son. by uh