Heeeeere’s Jarvis!

ok this blog is now officially about jarvis and karl. that’s it… picture taken in the penthouse suite on the night of the opening of the holiday-inn in chelsea this last november… oh yes, and the guy next to him is mr. john (harold) currin (he’s known to be an artist of sorts). by dd

another one of karl’s poops

maybe we should make a special section dedicated to the endless and useless objects where the chanel c’s are randomly shoved in any which way… coco must be rolling in her grave. some restraints is due we believe. the snow board was a good surprise but you can’t joke the joke too many times. you must be kidding us this time around karl? by pp’

carry on karl


in case you haven’t seen enough of karl on our blog, here is a bag for you! now you can carry karl with you anywhere. the bag is available exclusively at colette. by kv

we like karl though!


mr lagerfeld’s private library (and studio) in the back of his own book store. (photo: oliver zahm)

on one of our previous email we were bitching about karl lagerfeld’s ability as an ad campaign maker, thought, there is at least one thing that i really admire about him… it’s his love for books illustrated through his private library as well as the book shop he owned in paris “7L” which feature the finest photography books from steidl among others. (mr lagerfeld is publishing some books with them too). a man with such a love for books cannot be entirely bad! by pp

barbie-lagerfeld

things are getting kinky at mattel!

this maybe as cool as barbie gets. but its still barbie (except now at colette), and i’m not sure how i would feel about my girls playing with such loaded toys. loaded that is, with many things, including controversy from its inception back in 1956 as ruth handler the founder of mattel, discovered its protege (a voluptuous german doll, based on a tart heroine of a tabloid comic strip named bild-lilli) in the streets of lucerne-switzerland. i mean buying a barbie these days must be like handing an M16 to your son… which is probably a normal act if you are hunter thompson or happen to live in either one of the two larger US states: texas or kabul.

now for the record barbies design was perhaps more of a little boys dream (or more accurately a demented adult by the name of jack ryan-who held the patents on the doll and its design) rather than a girls dream… I should know since i acquired one at the “innocent” age of 6 after my 2 sisters abandoned theirs and left for boarding school in england. I wasted no time in discarding all of her unnecessary clothes (they weren’t karl’s back then) and spend months studying its anatomy. it was a puzzling experience as i have yet to meet anyone, outside of an LA hospital, that remotely resembles her.

tomorrow started advice: skip the barbie and buy a chinchilla pet. long story but another one of my childhood ordeals ; ) by bb

Dom perignon – karl Lagerfeld

I have been saying this since its launch but might as well put some digital ink to it now. This was perhaps the worst advert ever. what makes it so bad, is not just what it is, because there are more horrific work out there, but that it’s for an amazing product with a great history and lineage, and created by a man who is actually one of fashion worlds smarter men (I know that is not saying much, but without bias he is an interesting man). what could be more cliche and mindless advert than a naked girl in a tub with a bottle of champagne? I suppose a naked girl and an over-sized “magnum” bottle of champagne. for good measures the flower pot in the back tops it all off… and if anyone ever figures out how they poured that glass of champagne please do let us know as the bottle is still corked! It’s really sad to see such a great brand succumb to such pandering, and then run-with-it, just because Lagerfeld did it! I wear his suits and I wish he would just stick to that and give up his dabbling. I mean if an intern had come up with that idea he would have been fired let alone Karl. by dd