PASTAFARI

“austrian atheist niko alm supports the church of the flying spaghetti monster, a joke religion conjured up by atheists who say their make-believe stories are no better or worse than any traditional church’s. in 2008, to make a point about his faith’s sanctity compared to others, alm asked to wear a pasta strainer on his head for his driver’s license photo. austrian citizens are only allowed to wear headgear in state IDs for religious purposes, so alm, a spaghetti monster “pastafarian,” argued that a colander is his “religious headgear.”

this week, after avoiding alm for three years and even making him submit to a psychiatric examination, the austrian government caved. alm now has a valid austrian drivers license, complete with colander.”

he has too much free time but at least he got his way by ak

happy day, eh!

Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l’épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

by  kl

bk bbq’s

all those american’s around me are gearing up for the 4th. i personally get in step for july 1st… but anyways. regardless of your national day, nothing beats a rooftop barbeeque in the kingdom of brooklyn. care to join?  by kl

plastic wishes

after a day like today a plastic sundress is a brilliant idea and i’m SO anti-plastic. it’s the death of the the world, but i guess you could argue the same of supermodels.  by kl

magic eraser

magic fuck-up eraser

they didn’t make these when i was young! does anyone know where we can get these? were gonna need to order a bunch at the ranch. thanks everyone.  by dd

hot

hello summer. let’s take a lesson on how to beat the heat in style.  by kl

for all the happy people… i know there aren’t that many


most of us work because we have to, we work because we need the money, we work because that’s what people do. but when we lived in a hut, in a jungle, we still worked to gather wood, built a pot to shit in, and hunted for food. now we rent a pad, go to whole foods, and buy shit we don’t need. but a few of us work cause we love to and we’re so busy we don’t have time to buy shit anymore. it’s our only advantage against our nature… so milk it. if you don’t like what you do quit tomorrow… do what you love or join the unemployed, it beats selling your soul at a discount any day. by xy