magic eraser

magic fuck-up eraser

they didn’t make these when i was young! does anyone know where we can get these? were gonna need to order a bunch at the ranch. thanks everyone.  by dd

hot

hello summer. let’s take a lesson on how to beat the heat in style.  by kl

for all the happy people… i know there aren’t that many


most of us work because we have to, we work because we need the money, we work because that’s what people do. but when we lived in a hut, in a jungle, we still worked to gather wood, built a pot to shit in, and hunted for food. now we rent a pad, go to whole foods, and buy shit we don’t need. but a few of us work cause we love to and we’re so busy we don’t have time to buy shit anymore. it’s our only advantage against our nature… so milk it. if you don’t like what you do quit tomorrow… do what you love or join the unemployed, it beats selling your soul at a discount any day. by xy

pucker up

jack nicholson, candice bergen and art garfunkel, presumably on the set of ‘carnal knowledge’ …looks like they were really living up to the title. by sv

the easiest way to place a stamp

melvin the magician

some rube goldberg-esque musings from amsterdam. i’m not too keen on the bow tie, but anyone who smokes a pipe is ok in my book. this is allegedly the smallest contraption of its kind. by sv