we like our humors extra dry… and our martinis not funny

fdr vs. mitch hedberg

if missing search : “an escalator can never break – mitch hedberg: comedy central”

mitch hedberg’s comedy is not for everyone, but neither is a martini. a very different kindda humor. very stupid but often very profound. rest in peace brother. mitch often joked about drugs, it kindda dark that mitch died at the young age 37 because of those same drugs… and self induced gun-shot to the head. by xy

if you fashion yourself as a terrible artist – at least you get the girls… here is Francesco Clemente

francesco clemente painting in his $5000 dollar italian suit – aey! what? hes italian!

francesco clemente terrible painting Nº 1 of model anna ewers… not that you can tell

francesco clemente terrible painting Nº 2 of model liya kebede.

francesco clemente terrible painting Nº 3 of model christy turlington.

oh well that’s how it goes. if you are mediocre at what you do and willing to go along down the river, you’ll get the money, and if not that, you at least get the girls. by dd

what a beauty: shoe & sewn x aviva jifei xue

some favorites from shoe & sewn catalogue 2025

2023 footwear collaboration with shoe & sewn x aviva jifei xue- ‘brooklyn’ models in brown washed lamb leather and black buffalo leather

beyond the clothing designs from aviva jifei xue—based in new york and known for emphasizing craftsmanship and old-world production techniques using antique fabrics and custom textiles from generational mills in japan—this collaboration with shoe & sewn, handmade in kobe, japan, is easily one of my favorite products aviva has ever released. by tnt

what do i know? maybe ask Albert Einstein

what would albert einstein say if he was here today

reference from letters of note.

on april 9th, 1948, a month before israel declared independence, just over one hundred residents of deir yassin were massacred by members of two militant zionist groups – lehi and irgun – as part of an effort to cleanse the area of its arab population. the next day, albert einstein wrote the following passionate letter” pictured above:

“…i’m not willing to see anybody associated with those misled and criminal people” letter from einstein to american friends of the fighters for the freedom of israel. reference from letters of note.

albert einstein was german of jewish decent and staunchly opposed to the policies of the nazi government. he renounced his german citizenship and permanently relocated to the united states, becoming an american citizen in 1940. though he held a generally positive view of his newly adopted country’s culture and values, he frequently objected to the systematic mistreatment of black people.

albert einstein had a complex relationship with israel and zionism. while he believed in the early stages of socialist zionism he rejected the establishments of jewish state in palestine and exclusion of its arab residents.

in 1952 einstein was offered the presidency of israel but declined. einstein supported the idea of a jewish homeland where jews could live in peace, and a way to resettle jews from the mistreatment of europeans, in the middle east. but einstein opposed the creation of “a jewish state” flagging concerns with its arab residents. he was opposed to the idea of a jewish state “with borders, an army, and a measure of temporal power”. he was against nationalism, and felt that the creation of “a jewish state” went against his values.

he testified before the “anglo-american inquiry commission on palestine” and he supported a bi-national status in palestine with free immigration. einstein condemned the massacre at deir yassin and called, the zionist leader and founder of likud party, menachim begin (who later became the 6th prime minister of israel serving form 1977-1983) a fascist. in large einstein favoured the principles of socialism, asserting that it was an ideological system that fixed what he perceived as the inherent societal shortcomings of capitalism.” lot to digest more sources to read. by xy

 

Dating a Porn Icon: Stoya on Pussycats and Porn

photographer : sean and seng

porn actress stoya explains how she navigates the dating world while working as a high-profile sex worker… see our other post on her…

disclaimer: we are super cool, all is good with us, you go rock it, but…. we clearly do not recommend porn as a future career, no matter who says what. having sex with a stranger you may not like for money is just fucked up shit. now if you feel you have no other talents and you gonna end up on the streets or married to a fat asshole with a ferrari (insert; georgina chapman and harvey weinstein) then sure, go do what you gotta do, but just remember its  one of the last option,

correction: i am told harvey weinstein never owned a ferrari – oh well… probably cuz he couldn’t get his fat ass through the door. by lb

Christopher Columbus can kiss our @$$: happy indigenous peoples day – here’s sugarcane the movie

rent the oscar nominated national geographics documentary by julian brave noisecat here

canon USA presents behind the scenes sugarcane movie documentary


 film review

a stunning tribute to the resilience of native people and their way of life, SUGARCANE, the debut feature documentary from julian brave noisecat and emily kassie, is an epic cinematic portrait of a community during a moment of international reckoning. in 2021, evidence of unmarked graves was discovered on the grounds of an Indian residential school run by the catholic church in canada.

after years of silence, the forced separation, assimilation and abuse many children experienced at these segregated boarding schools was brought to light, sparking a national outcry against a system designed to destroy indigenous communities. set amidst a groundbreaking investigation, SUGARCANE illuminates the beauty of a community breaking cycles of intergenerational trauma and finding the strength to persevere. by ts

punk as fuck: brilliant marketing proves once again that we are all idiots

“i bet if we made a fucking brick with supreme on it people would pay $40 each…” so they did and they did pay. today you can pick one up for $300 on stock x

artists shit, original price unknown… piero manzoni’s shit now sells for $300,000 an ounce

demna’s vetements boots with plastic disposable lighters as heel – price for a used pair approx $450

the album cover to destroy all others… peter savilles fact 14 LP cover made of sandpaper, to gently destroy all your other LPs.

send us some more please. by dd

vanessa bruno + lou doillon

dust dance vanessa bruno + lou doillon

lou doillon in vanessa bruno, if video is unavailable click here

french fashion designer vanessa bruno is presenting a truly beautiful video to illustrate her winter collection. featuring lou doillon, the movie is perfect fit to this “no mistake” brand from their cloths, their unconventional campaign shot by mark borthwick to this movie. bien joué! by pp’